Notice the time of my last posting. Notice the time of this posting. Has Buck slept at all between the two postings? no.

This makes Buck angry. Very angry. Why haven’t I slept? I tried to sleep, don’t get me wrong, I tried. But I couldn’t, too much shit on my mind.

Here’s something that keeps me up:
A few weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were standing outside a university residence building, she was having a smoke. Some dude walks by as she’s putting the smoke out. She butted it out against the wall of the building and we were about to go inside when this dude (who is now 30 feet away) shouts to us “excuse me, but that wall is NOT an ashtray!”

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
actually this wall IS an ashtray! A cigarette was successfully extinguished against it, making it some form of tabacco ash receptical (aka an ashtray). What makes people so anal to do these things? This guy actually took the time to stop and inform us that a wall cannot be something else. What the fuck does he care?! First of all, he didn’t even live in that particular building. Second of all………I’m not going to go on about how stupid this guy is. What’s a cigarette going to do? burn the brick exterior to the ground? Maybe it’s decreased the value of the building now, thereby lowering the current value of his investment in the residence. Either way the guy’s an idiot and deserves to die. That’s right, die. The world needs less anal pricks like this. These are the same jackoffs who grow up to become the picky know-it-all bosses everyone gets to work for. I think killing these people would be a great benefit to society and the economy.

Fine asshole, I’ll save your precious wall and butt out my smoke on the park bench or on the freshly cut grass. Happy now? Oh George, where are you?