There is eloquence in screaming.
I’m just fucking chuffed to be writing here, so hello to all of you reading. I’m Sid. I’m female. I don’t want any confusion between any of us just yet.
I’m engaged now, so those of you who sent in pictures of your manmeat in the past: please stop all submissions. My fiance’ is very jealous and often wonders if his member is enough for me. As it is, he is reading this over my shoulder and balking. His balls are on my shoulder.
Ahem.
Welcome to the new Online Epiphany. I was a huge fan back in the day of Ryan running it as a one-man show and now that I’m staff, I’m absolutely wetting myself.
Thank you. Here’s to hoping you enjoy our textual perversions, insights and lunchmeat.
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