who would have thought this possible?

i used to live down south in beautiful pensacola florida so, upon completion of clown college, i made it my choice to move back down south since everyone was so nice.
the weather was nice, the people were nice, the food was nice, and the broads were nice.
looking.

i’ve been here for 3 weeks now, and i am not impressed at all with what i have seen.
some kid on a bike gets fresh with me my friend and me, so we chase him once he starts calling our mothers “fat whores” (p.s.–i don’t like that at all). we chase him for a good 3 blocks and since he is watching us, he amazingly doesn’t see the 15′ steel trailer in his face that smacks his head into.
lots of blood and lots of entertainment.

ok–one bad experience, no big deal.

did i mention everyone drives like an idiot down here now?
call me stereotypical, but i blame it on rap music. some jerkass driving a honda accord ( dropped down, rims, wheels sticking out of the body about 6 inches, spoiler, etc etc) pulls between the median on a highway. his goal is to make a u-turn i guess. only problem is that when he does this he pulls on the left side of the turning point (where people from the opposite traffic flow would be making the same manuever). in doing this, he destroys some guy on a motercycle who is not wearing a helmet since that is the law down here.

awesome stuff.

then we have the bums. when my friend first moved down here a few months ago, he as pulling through a parking lot when some bum in a wheelchair started harrassing him through his window.
next thing we hear about this bum is him getting run over by the back wheels of a full cement truck.
i bet that was a bloody squirt.

and have i mentioned how everyone here is creepy?
well, they are let me tell you. i’ve been in many cities bigger than this, more crime than this, i’m used to it. but in all of those places you didn’t have to guess who was out to be a dickhead. they usually wore that badge right on their sleeve like a medal. here, everywhere i look i see people faking everything you can imagine. people pretending to be surfers, skater, rappers, blacks, hippies, you name it’s down here. i do a double take all day long and i still have no idea on who to trust or who i can turn my back to.
i’ve found it very helpful to not look anyone in the eye or turn my back fully on anyone.

i’m surprised how much this place has changed in the 6 years i’ve been away. it used to be a really nice place to live, and now all i see is what i left only worse because no one wants to believe that that is what they are doing.

and then there is the fact that i miss my girl.
yes, i too have feelings and good emotions, and she knows them all and i left her to do what i thought was right.
i keep asking myself how sure i am of keeping this up and if it is al worth it in the end.
i’d rather have a woman i can trust and love than someone that looks good to my friends and then lies to all our faces and turns out to be an idiot.

the south does need their own flag.