~cough~cough~
I HATE MY FUCKING MOTHER!!!!!!!!!
Mother: Hi there, Sweety. Just thought IK would say how are ya, and I am probably getting a pentium tomorrow. Mine was all bagged out, wore out, whatever. Just waiting for “Steve” to give me a call. But I can’t send you any messages, as the note says This will terminate!
Me: What? terminate? I’m glad you’re getting a pentium.. by the way.. could you tell me how much you sent me? you know.. for my birthday? I NEED that cheque!! It’s been a month since you supposedly sent it & I STILL haven’t recieved it.
Mother: Dearest one, I already GAVE you some money for you birthday. Now, its up top you. Check with Dad. And my money is all tied up in RRSPs!
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~HAS A STROKE~
aah I feel much better.
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now i see why you laughed at paying…..serves ya right. SPOILED?
By dybbuk on 05.01.02 1:13 am
no, you don’t see @ all.. actually, you’re quite blind!
By Kya on 05.01.02 2:48 pm
i think thats wrong but if not explain otherwise.
By dybbuk on 05.01.02 5:41 pm
well, you know how to contact me..
By Kya on 05.01.02 5:57 pm
…was that say your name three times in front of a mirror?
…ok then.
By dybbuk on 05.08.02 10:11 am
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