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  • The Dominican Republic

    Salem

    So I went to the Dominican Republic earlier in the month and I found out a few not so nice things about us Canadians. Here is a few things that I heard passangers commenting on, as well as noticed myself. I’m not bitching about how bad my vacation was because I had a really good vacation. Just reminding some people that if everyone remembered a little courtesy for their fellow man things would be a lot better.

    On The Plane:
    1.) Remember Flight attendants are people too!
    2.) You don’t have to clap when the Pilot lands, they’re doing their job, what else did you expect. (If you clap for them, then clap for everyone you see doing their job it’s only fair)
    3.) Please be considerate of the other passengers around you, They’re just as cramped as you are and sometimes even more.

    At The Airport:
    1.) Please do not be inconsiderate and start throwing other people’s bags around so you can get to yours faster.
    2.) Also eavesdropping on others conversations is supremely rude, so don’t do it.
    3.) Do not make fun of the locals, they are different yes, but not inferior.
    4.) Do not block the exits, just because you don’t know where you’re going, doesn’t mean others don’t

    At the Resort:

    1.) Do not be a pig and take everything of an item in a buffet, that’s just RUDE! Go up for seconds if you’re that hungry.
    2.) Do not run up and down the hallways at ungodly hours screaming your head off or yelling, the person you’re talking to is generally right beside you and everyone in the hotel doesn’t want to know your business.
    3.) Remember the three foot bubble rule, I’m not in your space, so do not come into mine.
    4.) Please do not gawk, it’s just unclassy
    5.) Remember that if you are in line and you hold up the line, you are not only wasting everybody’s time, but you are going to possibly get food thrown at you.
    6.) Treat the employees there with respect, they may be working there but they are not your slaves
    7.) Attempt to speak the language if you can, unless you wanted to be referred to as “Gringo”, you don’t have to speak much, just be considerate and aknowledge people.

    If you could only see me…

    Salem

    If you could only see me, You would find in me,
    A competitive edge, A will to win,
    And a strong sense of fair play and justice.
    But you don’t see me.
    If you could only see me, You could find in me,
    Someone who loves and can be loved,
    An Ally that is equal and fair,
    Or maybe someone you already know.
    But you won’t see me.
    If you could only see me, You should find in me:
    An upstanding person,
    A complete and confident person,
    Someone you should trust.
    But you can’t see me.
    So far we have some very hefty words
    to live up against,
    Don’t you see that every time,
    That you don’t treat me the same, centre me out, even ridicule me,
    There is part of me you can’t see, you don’t see,
    That you won’t ever see.
    If you could only see me,
    then you’ll find that when push comes to shove,
    Will you be there for me?
    I know I will be there for you.
    You can’t put your finger on it, can you?
    You see you think you know who I am,
    But you will most likely never know,
    Because; If you could only see me, you’d know I’m right here

    Superstitions

    Salem

    So I thought I would add a little joy to your life
    by writing a little something on a day that is wonderful for me at least.

    As the light refracts the light from your eyes ,
    I am struck by the most translucent colour of Blue.
    I hear my breath catch just at an image of you,
    You don’t know me but I know you all too well.
    I feel my pulse quicken at the mere mention of your name.
    I know so much, yet so very little.
    You’d have no idea much less a clue.
    You have that hint of a smile,
    as if you know a secret;
    one that would involve you,
    me
    and an experience neither one would tell.

    I am a trash writer now

    Salem

    It seems that since I went to the everything about sex show I’ve been leaning towards writing trash.
    It’s fun to write although it does not stretch my mind.
    Now picture this if you will….
    As I’m walking down a wall of for lack of a better term Hardcore Porn, I have Rob Roy, Jesus and Jack the Ripper come walking towards me and my best friend.
    I turn to him and sayout of the blue,” Well as for the whole kilt to the wedding thing I’m going to pass..”
    He turns to me with a look of confusion and says,” Huh what the hell?”
    I point and say “Well if the kilt comes with Jesus then I’m going to Pass”
    He proceeded to die with laughter.

    So next year if you get a chance to see the 10 ft Trojan condom and the sex show I say go it’s very enlightening.

    Thought for the Day

    Salem

    Life is a journey Not a guided tour that’s why we have so few instruction manuals

    Whiskey Power

    Salem

    When I look in to your eyes I see,
    A beautiful soul reaching for me,

    When I taste your lips I find,
    the most unique flavour of any kind,

    When I hear your voice call out,
    The sound makes my heart shout,

    When I smell the colonge you wear,
    has my neck alert with every hair,

    When your hand touches mine,
    I know the power of lust so sublime.

    Welcome to the world of Whiskey Power…..

    From the ends of the earth

    Salem

    So life here under a rock at the ends of the earth is quite good.
    I love how peaceful and quiet it is here.
    you know it would be even nicer if people didn’t have double standards…. Oh well my rocks are nice and peaceful.
    hey I have a question for you out there…
    If someone was sick while they were up at a cottage would you be pissed at them for not being around the crowd, or would you be pissed off at them?

    I wait under the rock to hear the answers….

    Miss Me?

    Salem

    I thought I would write an entry to tell you yes I haven’t fallen off the face of this earth and no I do plan to write more this summer.
    So far this Canada Day weekend was interesting to say the least.
    I look back now at it and Laugh at the irony.
    How can you be a liar when all you have ever told the person is the truth and when they say you don’t tell me anything anymore
    you reply well that would be because you don’t listen.
    does anybody have those friends that are constantly trying to start fights and arguments or worse they’ll verbally attack you every chance they get?
    I’ll use a term this person gave to me as a description of one of their “friends”
    a wet blanket…. I find lately what ever comes out of this persons mouth is negative.
    and they remind me of a wet blanket.
    so now I have raged I hope everyone else has a good weekend or at least will try to.

    Punks

    Salem

    So tonight I’m going to the Blink concert and I expect to have a good show to tell you about in my next entry. I don’t know if anyone has missed my writing here and I apologize to those who did I have been really busy in the last few weeks in that I have been writing more of my book and sort of have forgotten about OE *bad girl* so I will try to keep you posted as to how it is going. Hope you have a wonderful day.

    Road trip

    Salem

    Ok I was meaning camping
    and roughing it was meant as in no make up no electroic devices
    we had to make do with what we had.
    I Wasn’t meaning anything like being homeless
    Been there done that
    I was meaning a camping road trip that’s all