Khakis don’t get you chicks… CHICKS get you khakis! =P

I am the side order.

I am those mixed veggies you ignore when you go to a restaurant. I wouldn’t want to be the main dish though, especially if it were meat cause then I’d wreak havic with your cholesterol.

I wish I was the potatoes… Those vegetables have got it all, considering they’re good with gravy & chives..

I HATE MY FUCKING MOTHER!!!!!!!!!

Mother: Hi there, Sweety. Just thought IK would say how are ya, and I am probably getting a pentium tomorrow. Mine was all bagged out, wore out, whatever. Just waiting for “Steve” to give me a call. But I can’t send you any messages, as the note says This will terminate!

Me: What? terminate? I’m glad you’re getting a pentium.. by the way.. could you tell me how much you sent me? you know.. for my birthday? I NEED that cheque!! It’s been a month since you supposedly sent it & I STILL haven’t recieved it.

Mother: Dearest one, I already GAVE you some money for you birthday. Now, its up top you. Check with Dad. And my money is all tied up in RRSPs!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~HAS A STROKE~

aah I feel much better.

Where are you, my beloved? Are you in that little
Paradise, watering the flowers who look upon you
As infants look upon the breast of their mothers?

I remember when you kissed me and kissed me,
With tears coursing your cheeks, and you said,
“Earthly bodies must often separate for earthly purpose,
And must live apart impelled by worldly intent.

Continued here:
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I wish I may, I wish I might have the wish I wish tonight…

I hope you’re not a satellite..

The best time to do it when you live in an apartment building is when everyone else is eating!!
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Well howdy! =P It’s been awhile since I’ve written on this site. God, I was 17 the last I was here. 2 years! I’ve seen this site go through alot of changes over that time period.. This probably being my second favourite. I can’t help but feel like I’m travelling around in circles.. The cycle never ends! Of course, I’ve gone through quite a few changes in the past 2 years, too. They’re not as external as the ones here have been, but they’re here (& there)!

I remember when I first wrote for Ryan, I made alot of mistakes! I think I made a total of two posts, both which were 2 pages long & just seemed to drag on forever & simply burnt me (& whoever read my posts) out! It’s kinda pointless to write posts like that since no one wants to read that.. Not even the writer, for the most part. I’ve gotta remember that I’m not writing a book! I’m….. ‘Blogging’!! `=P

Kya Roberts is an energetic Aries with an irrepressible zest for life. When you need a problem solved or a decision made, Kya Roberts is the ideal candidate for the job. If you are ever worried about how to handle something - or you need someone you can absolutely rely on - Kya will be the first to stride forward boldly declaring “Don’t worry we’ll soon sort THIS out.”

And, what’s more, she will.

Kya Roberts is not the kind of person to issue an empty promise. What Kya says Kya does - regardless of the consequences! That’s part of the trouble. Kya just doesn’t know how to play the game of ‘consequences’. She likes to live for the moment. She likes to throw herself passionately into whatever she happens to be feeling, thinking (or lusting after) right here right now. That’s why Kya usually ends up getting whatever she wants. That’s also why, regardless of what she gets, she always ends up wanting something else!

It is not that Kya is fickle, more that she is fast. Fast on the uptake, fast on the trigger, fast on her feet and fast with her thoughts. She may give you the impression of being calm, and measured but inside her head, there’s a state of the art computer, processing information at the speed of light. Her ideas are not the only things that can come and go in a hurry. Sometimes Kya’s moods are just as mercurial. One moment she is secretly seething, the next; perfectly poised. You can usually tell though - because Kya rarely hides her feelings.

You can’t help loving Kya Roberts because no matter what she does or what she says you know that she has a heart as big as a mountain. (awwww =P)

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Found thanx to chikibidi over @ lj.