bye.

Life is a series of sucker punches.
(clench your jaw,drop your chin,round your shoulders and lean into it)

Idealists will destroy the world, again and again.
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OK, I am going to begin research with prions and have to give a 45 min speech about Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies in less than two weeks. I am ready to give up eating meat and anything else that relates to common livestock or most animals in general.Fucking jello isn’t even safe…or candy!(made from the ground bones and fat) I have always scoffed at idealist vegans and vegitarians but lately i’ve been decided that it might be the only way to go . Its for the same reason that I never started that crack habit I’ve always wanted, I am a bit attached to my brain. I do believe with all the time I’ve put into filling my brain with knowledge (and lots of trivial facts) that it’s worth quite a bit of cash now and could do well on the black market.

I know that everyone might think it’s all hysterics and possibly everyone at the school is likely refereing to me as the prophet of doom or such. I believe its much worse that the public at large could ever fathom and maybe next week I will provide a follow up with some links to primary literature.

Until then I will receive donations to start my PrP knockout-livestock farm

In light of the impending war we are about to face countless hours of news coverage, one can only hope that the top news agencies will take a nod from Hollywood and go to the next logical step in digital age newscasting …..Soundtracks! How many piece of shit movies have become blockbusters merely because a song played against a 30 second trailer made it look simply amazing. If the people were able to get that hollywood mood music, so we might know the scary parts from the happy parts and the ass kicking parts from the sad ones, they might enjoy war so much more. I mean CNN could have a big hit and the best part is they only gotta pay for the cameras and not-so-bright-journalists, its not like they are footing the bill for the special effects. Hell I bet if they ran a few more ads durring the damn thing they could help pay for a few more of those smart bombs or even the bunker busters…those are really cool. Well, anyways what do I know, I’m just another stupid non-pacifist from the country that brought you things like free Europe (you couldn’t hear it but “Rock the Casbah” was playing just then).

I Wonder if G.W. could get a little RATM “no shelter” amped behind his next speech.

[TRUST ME]

“Trust me.” is a prelude to disaster. The intention of which when translated literally means… “i’m going to do something very bad to/for you, so please just nod and follow me towards certain destruction and/or dismemberment. Ok, lets go!”

Patience is a virtue,which I’ve no time to fuck around with.

The Irony of this unexpected return from exile is that you may now enjoy my best away message:

Dropping out of school to write “The Great American Novel”.Well actually that’s a bit ambitious, maybe the great american short story or leaflet…possibly a witty catch phrase.

PFFT!!! Who am I kidding, I’m buying a monkey and moving to Budapest, because a monkey would love me and not judge me. A monkey wouldn’t judge me when i throw poo but join in! I would buy my monkey some punked out braces and a spiked collar. I would name my monkey Barishnakovs Jockstrap, my monkey would get all the chicks. Me and my monkey would drink molitoff cocktails and reminisce about the Crimean war. I would let my monkey eat all the pie he wanted and only the best vodka, no cheap swill!… And my monkey would love me. If you loved me you’d buy me a monkey!

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Some people tread water, others flail violently in puddles.

You can’t play God, the position is filled but middle management is totally negotiable!