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  • You’re not fooling anybody with that thing

    Jesse

    for once, i’d like to hear the REAL truth….
    for years, all i hear is “it’s not how big it is, it’s how you use it” blah blah blah.

    i don’t think so.

    i think some dude with a small wang made that up to fool wimmen into letting him have some line.
    and if any woman says that “it’s not the size of….” then she is obviously defending her man’s less-than-average junk or is just trying to convince herself that she’s got a good lover.
    far as i know–i’ve never heard a woman talk to her friends about how good small junk is—-it’s usually the opposite.

    i figgered this out the other day when i learned of a woman who fucked some guy, and didn’t even know he was balls deep.

    hey, sometimes you just gotta say it like it is

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    1.

    ya, size matters, but it’s not totally your (men’s) size that matters. It has to do with OUR (women’s) size too.. Not every grrl likes a 4in pecker (we know this, right?) but not every grrl likes a 7 incher, either (did you know that?)! We like things that….. fit right!

    This topic kind of reminds me of the end of a song by N.E.R.D.. Things Are Getting Better. These two chicks are talking about how sexy this short guy with a big nose is, & then he comes into the room & compliments one of the grrls on her head: "Hey, nice head" & she replies, "OMG, he said he likes me head! That was cute."

    We’re a shallow race by nature.



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