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  • i’ve got a problem with this

    Jesse

    the night started out well enuff…
    raining, beer, and me playing some pool.

    then it happened. some girl started playing, and then started to whine to me about men.
    okay–i can deal with that, because i know that most men are just little shits who will say anything to get their cock wet. so jesse listened to her.
    she tried telling me how superior these “gap” and “old navy” guys were, because they were all hot and didn’t have to try and pick up girls.
    she almost had a shit-fit when i asked how long they lasted when they were between their legs….
    “that’s none of your business!!”
    it is if you are claiming their superiority.
    “well, the best i’ve ever had was about 15 minutes. and i almost came”
    so sorry, so sad.
    girls need to learn that when a guy is dressed better than they are–chances are they are better in bed they are…which is also shitty.

    any guy that spends as much time in the shitroom as a girl is nothing but a girl, and should be treated like such.
    a weak, televised pussy is what they are…so do me a favor and slap the crap out these “men” if you see them.
    they are not real men. they are not even people if you ask me.
    they are just products, much like the clothes they wear…
    everything about them is put on, like an accessory. or more appropriately a belly button ring.

    and let’s not get in to how they do their “hair”. becuase i wouldn’t call it that anymore.
    more like spray paint colored like hair becuase it’s so stiff and died (dead?).

    thing like these make me very aggressive. make me want to show my manhood.
    i know it will krush them.
    but i hesitate—because some of my girlfirends are dating these losers, and i don’t want
    to hurt them anymore than they are being hurt by his lack of stamina.
    or bathroom time.

    fucking losers….get a real job–one where you get off your ass and use your hands.
    this one is inspired by lyndsay, emily, jody and noel…all who have stated as much to me tonight about these poor examples of men tonight.

    if it comes to bite me in the ass–so be it, it had to be said before more women fell for these chumps who spend daddy’s money.

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    1 Comment so far
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    1.

    jess, please restrain your manhood….I really don’t wanna see it!


    2.

    come on—just give in and take a look….
    you know you want to


    3.

    I think you just suffer from fashion envy!


    4.

    My Navel ring is just one of my sexual sensitive area’s…
    It is and always will be licked , sucked, played with, and came upon over and over again by my MAN.
    The industry is full of chains for various products…
    Its all a matter of Trial and Error my friend!



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