Aye.

Here I am, everyone.

I’m itchy, you see. Itchy to say my piece, itchy ‘cos I got some new piercings. I’m not sure which itch I want to tend to more, since both are so very delicious and confront me head-on.

There’s no hiding from you lot, is there?

You know, I am a real child of the fucking 80’s. I love Duran Duran, Tears for Fears, ad nauseum. Even - Spandau Ballet!

Please don’t wish me into the cornfield.

Ever heard “Break It Down Again” by Tears for Fears?
It describes what I feel at the moment.

Because.

It’s in the way you’re always hiding from the light.
See for yourself;
You have been sitting on a timebomb.
No revolution!
Maybe someone somewhere else can show you something new about you and your inner-song.
All the love and all the love in the world can’t stop the rain from falling.

*raises eyebrow*.
Don’t take it with a grain of salt. Or do.
Just don’t be too surprised, hmm?