Im sure that many of you are wondering where Ive been lately. Since this site re-started, Ive posted a total of less than 10 times, which, comparatively, is NOTHING!! This fact has, of course, everything to do with my plan for world domination. And, if not the world, then at least the e/n scene.

We all know what wet dreams are. Most people have them while dreaming about sex, or something else that gets them off. I have them while dreaming about writing for websites (note: this is not true). My master plan is to write for a total of 10 different sites simultaneously by the end of the year 2001 (note: this is true). I dont want anyone to log onto any site anywhere without seeing “by Foster” jumping off of their screen and directly into their pants. So, if you have a site and are looking for up-daters, or just some random babbler to fill in the spaces when you dont feel like writing anything, e-mail me. I have a feeling that Ryan will respond to this with a nasty e-mail, and I will simply ask him: “You were a fat baby, werent you?”

Tomorrow, I will be explaining the difference between “partly cloudy” and “partly sunny.”